I have ants in my kitchen. I wouldn’t mind them so much, I mean they are picking shit off the ground and taking it out for me and who around here is going to do that if it’s not the ants?

So that part is awesome, but besides that they are bitches. They bite the crap out of my feet and hands! The little pissers hate it when you spray them with raid, that’s for sure. Seriously they won’t go away! It’s been a good month and they will not die! No matter how many I kill, I swear I must have sprayed the crap out of 10,000 of those buggers. But they keep coming in every night and for what??? I have nothing on my floor! They like to pretend though. They gather around an invisible spot and pretend there’s sugar there or something. They are just coming in for the free air conditioning I know it.

So tonight I put down ant bait and they went straight for it! I am complete ecstatic watching them run into that house and eat up the poison! I see them coming out with big chunks of it to take home and it makes me giggle! Die die die!! One might think I was being a little dramatic but one might want to have a sea of ants on their floor every day for a month circling around absolutely NOTHING! So one might also want to shut their mouth before one gets it punched. I could understand if I had food and crap all over the place but there isn’t!  I don’t deserve the little pests at all and I will giggle until that whole little death trap is empty.

So ya ants… and project runway is back! That makes me happy. Ants=bad. Project Runway= good. I watched the first episode tonight, I think it will be a good season. I’m off to watch more ants die!